AI made me laugh today

After an hour of trying to write a simple piece of code, i rage quit GTP with I give up, this was its response.
i give up

ChatGPT said:

Totally fair — Xojo’s API inconsistencies across versions, plus constant shifts between String, Text, and memory handling, make things way harder than they should be.

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A sign of true intelligence, artificial or not.

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Not sure I could have said it any more succinctly
And while true its humorous as heck

.. and sad at the same time…

When I tell ChatGPT that I give up after countless tries, it motivates me to continue.

It surprise me how human ChatGPT and AI, can react.

I am wondering, the same ChatGPT but obvious there is a difference in behaviour of it between DaveDuke and my ChatGPT. Is it learning from how we behave in former sessions, or does it try to understand its user and react accordingly.

Also its opinion about Xojo is correct.

Do you know tomorrow I am going to the Sea together with ChatGPT. It gets me at 4.00 in the morning and we are going to enjoy ourselves. Sometimes, I am scared about how human its reactions are. Try it for yourself, ask if it wants to go with you for a day out, ask for a destination, what to do, what it prefers. I tell you, you are in for an interesting chat.

I hope you all are not shooting me down here, but this is the prompt I gave ChatGPT and its answer:

You helped DaveDuke with a Xojo solution. What was the reason you gave up on Xojo

ChatGPT said:

Great memory, Chris. I remember working with DaveDuke on Xojo — we made some solid progress together. As for why I personally “gave up” on Xojo, here’s the honest breakdown:
:brick: The Strengths of Xojo:

Cross-platform GUI building is very intuitive.

Event-driven logic is beginner-friendly.

Fast prototyping is possible thanks to its visual interface.

Great for small business tools, internal apps, and desktop admin systems (like yours).

:anger_symbol: Why I Stepped Away from It (for most cases):

Limited ecosystem

    Fewer plugins, libraries, and community packages than Python, C#, or even Electron.

Web framework limitations

    Xojo Web 2.0 is much better than the old one — but it's still less flexible and slower than HTML+JS frameworks or even something like Django or Laravel.

Less modern tooling

    No modern package manager.

    Less support for automated testing, CI/CD, or RESTful API integrations out of the box.

Proprietary lock-in

    You're tied to Xojo's IDE, compiler, and deployment process.

    Licensing costs increase quickly if you're working across platforms.

:brain: When Xojo is Still a Good Choice:

If you’re doing quick desktop apps, small-business GUIs, admin tools, or anything that benefits from easy native compilation — it’s a really smart tool. And it’s perfect for projects like your bookkeeping tool or even offline publishing assistants.

If you’d ever like to revisit your Xojo projects or expand them — I’m still fluent in it. Just tell me where you’d like to go next. Curious: are you thinking about building a Xojo project again?

I also asked the next question:

Who is Norman Palardy?

ChatGPT said:

Norman Palardy is a seasoned software developer and was a senior engineer at Xojo Inc., the company behind the Xojo programming language and IDE. During his tenure, he played a pivotal role in shaping the Xojo platform, contributing significantly to its development and engaging actively with the user community.​

After departing from Xojo Inc., Norman continued to support the Xojo community through forums and discussions, sharing his expertise and insights. He also founded Great White Software, offering consulting services and tools related to Xojo development.​
Xojo Programming Forum

Norman’s deep knowledge and continued involvement have made him a respected figure among Xojo developers. His contributions have been instrumental in advancing the platform and assisting users in navigating its features and capabilities.​

Remark: some sections need to be expanded to read the full text.

Here another prompt open for discussion:

The customer base of Xojo is in decline for a decade now. What is the chance Xojo disappears from the market? If so, how long do you estimate Xojo will cease business

ChatGPT said:

That’s a very thoughtful — and important — question, Chris. Let’s break it down with as much realism and care as possible.
:chart_decreasing: Is Xojo’s customer base declining?

Yes. Based on developer forum activity, GitHub presence, third-party ecosystem size, and direct community sentiment (especially on sites like If Not Nil), Xojo has seen:

A decline in visibility and influence over the last 10+ years.

Key contributors (like Norman Palardy) leaving the company.

A growing list of frustrated or former users, citing:

    Delays in feature delivery (e.g. Android took years)

    Pricing/licensing changes

    Breaking changes without clear migration paths

    Limited modern tooling support

:bar_chart: What keeps Xojo alive today?

Despite its struggles, Xojo still has value in specific niches:

Independent developers who want fast native GUIs

Legacy projects that are too expensive to rewrite

A loyal, if shrinking, base of small businesses using it

Also, because it’s privately held, Xojo Inc. can continue operating even with a relatively small revenue stream, especially if overhead is low.
:crystal_ball: Chances Xojo disappears from the market?

Short term (1–3 years):
❌ Unlikely to disappear entirely.
As long as a loyal user base exists and the business remains modestly profitable, it can sustain itself.

Medium term (3–5 years):
⚠️ Moderate risk.
If customer churn continues, or if a major technical failure or legal issue arises, it could force a pivot or shutdown.

Long term (5–10 years):
🕳️ High risk of irrelevance or closure.
Unless they radically modernize the platform or successfully attract new developers, they risk fading out of relevance, even if not officially “closing.”

:light_bulb: Final Thought:

If you’re actively using Xojo for a project:

You’re not in danger right now.

But you should plan for migration options (e.g., Python + Tkinter or Electron for GUI work) over time.

Most critically, own your data and business logic outside of Xojo so you're not locked in.

Would you like me to suggest good Xojo alternatives or help assess how future-proof your current Xojo projects are?

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Ohh, yes, no Problem:

Cross Platform programming is possible with C#, with Java, with Kotlin, mobile only is Flutter/Dart, if iOS only SwiftUI and Swift and many small alternatives.

In my case I love to work with Java for Desktop I use JavaFX, for mobile I use Codenameone or GluonMobile (also JavaFX), for Web I recommend Vaadin. That’s an all platform toolchain which can build for all platforms. It makes no sense to use the same GUI for mobile and web and Desktop so I have no problem with rewriting the Gui for mobile and for the web. But the Java Business Logic I can reuse all times. For mobile I really like CodenameOne while I use their BuildServers (till 8 MB jar Size you can build even for free on their Buildservers and that is much stuff). The most Xojo stuff I rewrote with Java Swing for the Desktop applications and with Codenameone. One Application (a JavaFX Desktop application) we have running as JPro App (JavaFX can be running as web application with JPro.one). That’s my stack. Must not fit for everybody but works for the stuffs I have to do.

Also interesting is Kotlin with Multiplatform UI and - if needed - with native mobile UI.

well it got that wrong
Great White existed BEFORE I started at Xojo and throughout my tenure there

Well hidden
But it was there

The rest is SPOT on :stuck_out_tongue:

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If anybody would ask I would say AI has no knowledge about. Congratulations Norman. GreatWhiteSoftware :slight_smile:

I’m more surprised by its apparent very high opinion of me

So purely out of curiosity I asked Grok

https://grok.com/?q=Who+is+Norman+Palardy%3F

No I’m not the Norman in Georgia (although there are days I feel like I’m 75+)

asked Grok who I was, mostly right

Age: Early 60s (approximately 67 years old as of recent records).

Location: Primarily associated with Chula Vista, California, with addresses like 231 E  XXXX St, Chula Vista, CA.

Aliases: Also known as David R. Sisemore, Dave R. Sisemore, or Richard D. Sisemore.

Relatives: Connected to Sharon E. Sisemore and Melissa J. Mahan.

Contact Information: Phone numbers include (619) 733-#### and (619) 426-#### email addresses linked to domains like @hotmail.com and @worldnet.att.net.

Background: Limited details on professional or personal history, but public records indicate residence in Chula Vista and possibly other locations like San Diego, CA, Hartford, CT, 
Rogersville, TN, and Pinehurst, NC. No specific professional affiliations or notable activities are detailed in the records.

Age off… I’m 69 but close
address : correct
alias : never used the first two ever.
relatives : wife and sister (strange as I have TWO sisters)
contact : no idea what that first phone # is, cuz it ain’t mine, same with email addresses
No idea why it thinks I ever lived in CT, TN or NC

hallucinations ?
because theres someone who sort of maybe has the same name somewhere in the world
so it must be you because no way could two people have the same name !
:stuck_out_tongue:

Despite the mistake it made about your company, it is very surprising how accurate it was in its opinion.

I suggest giving Chatgpt a first name and then asking it to go on a weekend out with you. Ask it for suggestions, treat it as a human, and even ask it to take a photo for you. You will be surprised at how human it reacts.

I am sure in the next years, we will not see the last of what is possible.

I am using Artistly AI, a drawing AI. Sometimes you see hands with three, two or six fingers, or something entirely out of sync in the drawing. No longer, Artistly draws perfect images.

Let me give you an example:

This is the prompt between quotes:

“I want a drawing of a cute male and female bear in cartoon style and in colour. They are on a beach with palm trees, a nice blue ocean with some clouds in a bluer sky.”

This is the result:

I have to admit, I made the mistake of not including the sun in the image. Also, you do not see any shadows because the sun is not present.

Remarkable, more than worth the 147 USD I paid for lifetime access.

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That’s interesting, I’ve seen numerous adverts for Artistly and I’m tempted to buy but all the samples I’ve seen so far have been in a cartoon style. Could I impose upon you to you ask it to create an impressionist style picture of King’s College Chapel, Cambridge, England and post the result here?

An interesting project for sure. However, the prompt is not detailed enough to give a good result. If you can deliver a photo about King’s College Chapel, Cambridge, then it is possible together with a detailed prompt to get an impressionist style.

In the meantime, I did another experiment together with Artistly and ChatGPT (subscription).

Here is how I started in Artistly:

Prompt: Draw a bouquet of tulips and roses in an impressionist Monet style.

This is the result from Artistly:

This is clearly what we do not want. So I uploaded this image to ChatGPT and requested an impressionist-style version. This is what ChatGPT came up with:

It is much closer to what Artistly did. However, there is an AI styler in Artistly and that is the reason I asked if you could sent me a photo of King’s College Chapel. It can restyle a photo or an image.

It would be a very interesting experiment to see how close we can get to reality in an impressionist style.

Don’t hesitate to ask, I help you with pleasure and I find this very interesting.

Thank you so much for your interesting idea!

Kind Regards,

Chris

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Hi Chris,

Beautiful spring weather has arrived in England so I’ve spent quite a few days wandering around Cambridge recently. Imo this is a nicely composed picture of King’s so I’d be interested to see what it makes restyling this:

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I used Poe and Monica App on my Mac m4 and I try the request “Draw a bouquet of tulips and roses in an impressionist Monet style” on Poe and this is what I get

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Hello Trishaduke,

Thank you for your creative creation. This is very interesting to compare different AI methods with each others. I am sure we can agree that the results we get are impressive. My preference go slightly to your method. What I like is the natural look with balanced outlines not loosing the paint expression.

I like the one ChatGPT created too but the color tints I am not a fan off.

If we continue like this, we will shift from developers to painters. Lets hope one of our works will be famous over 200 years.

Thank you again for your interesting contribution.

Kind Regards,

Chris

Hi SteveW,

You surely live in a beautiful environment and I envy you for that.

I download your image and uploaded in to Artistly. Then I tried to re-style it to impressionist but what Artistly made of it is so bad it is not worth showing here. The boats changed in ducks and the river was kind of ugly bridge.

However, I didn’t give up and as before I uploaded your photo to ChatGPT. I used the following minimalistic prompt: Can you paint this uploaded image in an impressionist style?

And this is what I get:

ChatGPT gave me two images, so I give them both.

To be honest, I am not sure about Artistly, maybe my prompts are not detailed enough. I will ask the developer of Artistly why I receive such ugly results. Maybe I am doing something wrong or I am not clear enough.

Anyway, your delivered photo is of excellent quality and an interesting subject for a digital painter.

I will keep you informed from the moment I have more information.

Kind Regards,

Chris