I just came up with this nice little conspiracy theory:
The FINAL Conspiracy Theory
All of the following statements are SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN and CORRECT.
They are FACTS that CANNOT BE DENIED.
Even by the Scientific ESTABLISHMENT.
Cells live happily in a high CO2 low oxygen environment.
It is a FACT that high oxygen concentrations are harmful to cells as oxygen in water forms radicals that can damage DNA. That is the same process that rusts steel!
And our cells live in a watery environment! You can easily prove that by cutting yourself!
The conclusion is obvious: OXYGEN IS BAD FOR YOU.
Luckily we found a SIMPLE SOLUTION that EVERYONE can use FOR FREE!
Though since hydrogen dioxide (better known as dihydrogen dioxide aka H2O2 aka hydrogen peroxide) is a bleaching agent Trump could still tout it as a Covid-19 cure …
Hydrogen Dioxide is H-O-O•, a highly reactive radical compound which is a short-lived intermediate form in the formation of Dihydrogen Dioxide H-O-O-H (which is why the two words are often equated colloquially ( though I guess someone we know is likely to burst a blood vessel if you do that around her ).
And I would NEVER say that Dihydrogen Dioxide was the same as Dihydrogen Monoxide - that’s just crazy talk
Unfortunately drugs have always been more profitable than anything else
I don’t really get the human obsession with drugging yourself, be it nicotine, alcohol, magic mushrooms, cannabis, cocaine, crystal meth or what not. As a youth we always wanted to be ourself - did people not like what they saw when they found out what they actually are that they try to make themselves dependent on chemicals at the earliest opportunity?
I know that it’s water , I was referring to you saying drugs seem more profitable. I just don’t get the point of drugs … but then I also really hated “Breaking Bad” …