Some "Stuck at Home" levity

"-- Until further notice, the days of the week are now called Thisday, Thatday, The Otherday, Someday, Yesterday, Today and Nextday!

– Just asked a 6 year old if he understands why there is no school. He said yes, because they are out of toilet paper.

– On the bright side, I am no longer calling this shelter-in-place. I am an artist-in-residence.

– After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my home but lacking the time, I have discovered that wasn’t the reason.

– Where is your next travel destination? - Las Kitchenas - Los Lounges - Santa Bedroomes - Porto Gardenas - Los Bed - Costa del Patios - St. Bathroom - La Rotonda de Sofa

– You’re not stuck at home, you’re safe at home.

– One word can change your attitude and one cough can change your life.

– If you thought toilet paper situation was crazy … just wait until 300 million people all want a haircut appointment.

– 2020 is a unique Leap Year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years in April.

– Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to prevent COVID-19 but to stop eating.

– This cleaning with alcohol is total b.s. NOTHING gets done after that first bottle.

– Kinda’ starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.

– Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???

– My Mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by laying in the bed all day, but look at me now! I’m saving the world!

– Whoever owes you money, go to their house now. They should be home."


I love the toilet paper one !


One of my neighbours yesterday said that the week only has 3 days: yesterday, today and the next day.

Thank you Dave for the fun. A must have by these days.

At the store was an X on the floor by the register for me to stand.
I’ve seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that crap


As long as the Cash register was not ACME brand you were OK

My mother is allowed outside after being at home for 2 months. She asked why she shouldn’t use cash anymore for paying yesterday.