The following ad appeared in the Atlanta Journal in the US in the āSinglesā column:
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship. Ethnicity not important. Iām a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. When you get home from work Iāll be at the front door wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 555-1212 and ask for Daisy.
Over 1500 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an eight-week old black Labrador retriever.
An old man, because of his grumpy, miserly ways, had no friends.Just before he died he asked his minister, doctor, and lawyer to gather around his bedside.
āI have always heard you canāt take it with you, but Iām going to try. I have $90,000 under my mattress. Itās in three envelopes of $30,000 each. I want each of you to take an envelop now, and just before they throw the dirt on me, you throw the envelopes in.ā
The three attended the funeral and each threw his envelop into the grave.
On the way back from the cemetery, the minister said: āI donāt feel exactly right. Iām going to confess. I needed $10,000 badly for a new church weāre building, so I took out $10,000 and threw only $20,000 into the grave.ā
The doctor said: āI, too, must confess. I am building a hospital and took $20,000 and threw in only $10,000.ā
The lawyer said: āGentlemen, Iām surprised, shocked, and ashamed of you both. I donāt see how you could take that money. I threw in my personal cheque for the full amount.ā
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their teamās bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. āOh, I really liked it,ā she replied, āespecially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldnāt understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.ā Dumbfounded, her date asked, āWhat do you mean?ā āWell, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, āGet the quarterback! Get the quarterback!ā Iām like, hello? Itās only 25 cents!ā
One ālegendā is the infamous introductory Linux course prof walks into the lab
Everyone is busy typing and poking around all the prof does is write
cd / ; rm -rf *
a bunch more typing ensues then he turns around
OK now that you have wiped out the machines that were configured with Linux and you were logged in as root ā¦ weāre going to learn how to install linux from scratch
I have no idea where this supposedly happened or when or if its just an urban legend
Did anyone take her though?
